When I say burnt I don't mean brown, I do actually like my toast toasted. However, my toaster seems to have developed a nasty habit of over toasting. I'm sure it made toast pretty well last year.
What sort of toaster has a dial with numbers up to six when three burns the toast black? What're the other three for? This is true of an awful lot of toasters... logic.
Levels 3-6 good only for setting the fire alarm off. :)
Having said this I think I've pretty much eaten all my slices of burnt toast too.