Deviance

Due to the inability of my toaster to make toast that is any colour other than black I have been considering other things to toast:

Fruit loaf - Burns even more than ordinary toast but has sultanas and stuff.
Crumpets - I thought these wouldn't burn because they're thick - ah well!

I'm doing the whole pate on raw bread at the moment, that's not too bad.

Burnt Toast

When I say burnt I don't mean brown, I do actually like my toast toasted. However, my toaster seems to have developed a nasty habit of over toasting. I'm sure it made toast pretty well last year.

What sort of toaster has a dial with numbers up to six when three burns the toast black? What're the other three for? This is true of an awful lot of toasters... logic.

Levels 3-6 good only for setting the fire alarm off. :)

Having said this I think I've pretty much eaten all my slices of burnt toast too.

Tea... and toast

I just fancy a cup of tea right now.

I don't even like tea. It just seems right. Not quite right enough for me to go and make a cup knowing I won't drink more than the first mouthful.

With tea could be toast. The kind that comes spread with jam and butter for those watching the Grand Prix on a Sunday instead of eating lunch. I'm not hungry either but with tea it would be okay.

Tea and toast.

Did You Just Say You Have Toast?

Don't you just hate it when you want food but aren't at all hungry?

I really fancy toast with honey at the moment but there's nowhere to put it.

Jammy Toast

Someone please bring me Toast spread with butter and jam, like the kind we used to have for the Grand Prix.  I want it. I want it. I want it now. Here and now.

If I had a wishlist this would be it.

Grrr...

Toast Blogging

pants says: do you blog?
Saffy says: Tehe, not really but...
pants says: you should
pants says: I think it's the kind of thing you'd both enjoy it and find it fun
Saffy says: I write about toast
pants says: toast?
pants says: weirdo
Saffy says: Nothing wrong with toast

So yes, nothing wrong with toast folks.