On 'The Cuteness of Babies'

Are all babies cute? Are any of them cuter than others?

People have babies and everyone instantly declares them cute but I'm not entirely convinced. Very small babies look mostly the same, they look like very small babies. As soon as they start to get a bit bigger then they also seem to get slightly better looking and a scale of baby cuteness seems to come into play.

Big round smiley babies might well be cute, small not doing anything babies are just babies.

(Until I have one at least)

Swimming

Swimming is good I should do it more often. It's made my ankles hurt today because I haven't done it for ages before today.

Also, never take children swimming. There just aren't enough eyes in my head for that.

Children

Please please please make mine lovely.